Quotes from my time doing some volunteering with school leavers that were not going onto further education.

- "that would be right car to twok"

- Favourite attraction at the Royal Armoury Mueseum Leeds - the transparent donations box in the entrance.

- "I shagged to guys last night, I was off my head"

- During anal sex if she farts, it gets blown out!

- "were going to get a few tinnies and then go batter someone"

- thats the brick wall I built for my community service, theres the car I smashed up to get it.

- Were going to Bradley Park Driving range,friend to his mate: isn't that the one were banned from.

-On a trip to some caves: will my (electronic)tag be picked up in there?